DaD’s Perfect Son.

MR A: I have the perfect son.
Mr B: Does he smoke?
Mr A: No, he doesn’t.
Mr B: Does he drink whiskey?
Mr A: No, he doesn’t.
Mr B: Does he ever come home late?
Mr A: No, he doesn’t.
Mr B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Mr A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.