Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai…
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number ‘Battery Low’ naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.

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Boyfriend requested to god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath H,
Agr pass karde to kya bat H.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam, patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.