Category Archives: English Jokes

BREXIT Jokes


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Now British English will have only 3 vowels A I O….

as it has left E U …..?

 

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What’s after BREXIT?

Grexit
Departugal
Italeave
Fruckoff
Czechout
Oustria
Finish
Slovlong
Latervia
Byegium

untill EU becomes Germlonely

 

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Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave just by voting!!

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The French are shouting ‘Brexit!’ every time Iceland score and laughing.

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Weird international market reaction during #ENGICE

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Only England could manage to exit Europe twice in one week

#ENGICE #EURO2016

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Officially out of Europe ….England’s Commitment Towards #Brexit Is Commendable 🙂

#BREXIT#ENGICE

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Q: What is the difference between #England and a tea bag ?

A: A tea bag stays longer in the cup

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It’s OK, Britain.
You can keep the Kohinoor Diamond.
After #Brexit, you guys are going to need the money!

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Am curious: Britain had its #Brexit. If Spain wants to exit, will it be#Sexit?

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I won’t be surprised if someone comes out with a new fitness routine and call it #Brexit #EUREF
Losing pounds was never this easy.